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Plot[]

Mummy and Stu get in a huge fight, cursing a lot. Tommy shortly comes and thinks the cursing is okay to say, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil come and Tommy makes his friends curse. The adults are shocked, but the babies don't know whats wrong. Later the babies apologize for cursing, and everything is back to normal.

Transcript[]

Narrator: Didi and Stu are in an argument.

Didi: Stu, you broke the vase, and it was my favorite!

Stu: Don't shout at me, you fucking jizz cock!

Didi: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU CURSE LIKE THAT?

[tommy comes down]

[tommy hears]

Stu: YOU BETTER BE LUCKY THAT THE CHILDREN ARE'NT HERE!

Didi: IF THEY WERE HERE YOU WOULD BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOU FUCKING BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT!

Stu: Okay, fine. Let's just get this over with so we don't have to talk about this shit again.

Didi: You will never break a vase again will you?

Stu: No, it was just an accident.

Didi: Okay, I'll buy a new vase tomorrow.

[they leave]

[tomorrow]

Didi: I've just bought a new vase, I'll put it on the windowsill. [puts vase on windowsill] There.Tommy, You're friends are coming to your house!

Tommy: Okay, Mommy!

[tommy's friends come to visit]

Tommy: Hello, Bitches!

Lil: What does bitches mean?

Tommy: I don't know, but it's okay to say.

Chuckie: What other new words did you learn?

Tommy: Fuck, shit and bastard!

Phil: What great words!

Tommy: Where the fuck is angelica?

Chuckie: She's late, we don't fucking know why.

Angelica: Hello, babies!

EB: Hello, Angelica!

Angelica: Since this week, you've been really nice to me, you can play a game!

EB: Yay!

[they all run outside]

Chuckie: What shitty new game should we play now?

Phil: Let's fucking play tag!

Lil: Who will be it?

Tommy: Me! You fucking bitches!

[they play tag]

[tommy trips]

Tommy: OW!

[lou comes]

Grandpa Lou: What is going on?

Tommy: I tripped on a fucking rock and hurt myself!

Grandpa Lou: *gasps* Where did you learn that word?

Tommy: My mommy and daddy said it, Is it bad?

Grandpa Lou: It is a bad word. You should not ever say it!

Tommy: Oh, what about shit, bastard and bitch?

Grandpa Lou: Those are bad words too.

Tommy: Oh.

EB: Sorry, Grandpa.

Grandpa Lou: It's okay, You didn't know.

[time skip]

[Tommy's friends have left]

Stu: How was your day today?

Tommy: I heard you taking too mommy, and you said bad words!

Stu: *blushes* Oh, You heard us?

Tommy: Yes. Those are very naughty words.

Stu: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were there!

Tommy: It's okay.

Stu: Just don't tell your mom.

Tommy: Okay! *giggles*

[zoom out]

[ends]

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